I'd like everyone to give a warm welcome to our title character. Welcome Quinton, the Quintessential Ugly American Tourist.
On another note, we have our first follower! Yay! Thanks to http://delightfullyludicrous.blogspot.com/. If you haven't checked it out yet, you really should. And to Kellie, here's your prize.
It's super classy.
Until next time, God bless America.